This is the doll I've chosen to submit for body augmentation. I've temporarily named it "Jacky the jacked-up jester". This heinous shell of a doll was left behind by my ex-roommate when he moved to New York City. Apparently it was a gift given to him by some well meaning loved one but "Jacky" was not exactly cherished by said roommate and was left on a window sill where it remained untouched and basically forgotten about for many years. "Jacky" lived in a pile of dust that it shared with varied spiders as the years went by until it was finally fully abandoned and then rediscovered by me. At first I wanted nothing to do with "Jacky". It was filthy, covered in cobwebs and creepy, but I didn't have the heart to throw it out either so it had been vaguely dusted off and placed aside. Now "Jacky" can enter this 5 step program to get it's act cleaned up and have a second chance at life. Good luck to you little clown!