Sebastian

Sebastion arrived in a timely fashion, here in Winchester, Massachusetts. He was intrigued to be in the gay marriage state. I reminded him that he is destined to be Jeanette's love slave, and gay marriage doesn't concern him. "But I'm not even a real man!" he whined. Sure enough, he was right. Poor Sebastion was Anatomically Incorrect. Uh-oh. This would never do, I thought. Sebastion was immediately rushed into emergency urological surgery. And he emerged, happily, A Real Man! "Don't point that thing at me," I told him, in no uncertain terms. "You belong to Jeanette. Keep it in your pants." "What pants?" said Sebastion. Uh....this could be a problem!